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Are You Sexually High Maintenance? How To Know If You’re Taking Sex Way Too Seriously

When it comes to recreational activities, sex ranks pretty high up on the list when it comes to enjoyability. There might be some weirdos out there who would rather run a marathon than take part in a marathon sex session, but they’re really the exception, not the rule.

Sex is supposed to be a fun, low pressure, and carefree activity for everyone involved, but there are all too often outside influences that can get in the way of having a good time. If you want to make the most of your time in the bedroom, you have to learn how to block them out. Unfortunately, that’s much easier said than done.

There are plenty of signs that you’re taking things way too seriously when it comes to sex. They might be easy to identify, but it takes a bit more effort to address them. Keep reading to see just how high maintenance you are in the bedroom.

9. You don’t want to mess up the sheets

If you’re doing everything right, sex should end up with you tangled up in the sheets with your partner. Even if you things don’t get out of hand, there’s a good chance you’re going to have to make the bed after. If you don’t, you’re doing something seriously wrong.

8. You’re distracted by the TV

There’s nothing wrong with having the TV on in the background during sex- it’s not like the people on the screen are going to see you. However, unless there’s a particularly steamy sex scene you’re drawing inspiration from, it’s best to keep your eyes from lingering unless you want to draw the ire of your partner.

7. You won’t do it when people are visiting

Nobody actually enjoys hosting other people. Sure, you might enjoy their company, but you also have to bend over backward to ensure they have a pleasant stay. Nothing ruins a vacation like overhearing (or, even worse, walking in on) someone having sex, but unless you’re hosting someone in a studio apartment, you can still get it on- quietly.

6. You can’t put down your phone

We get it. It can be really hard to put down your phone for more than five minutes, but the last thing you should be doing during sex is stopping every once in a while to make sure you didn’t miss your friend’s most recent Instagram post.

5. You make your partner shower first

We don’t want to suggest proper hygiene isn’t a prerequisite for any sexual encounter. However, there’s no excuse for making your partner shower before sex as a general habit. If you do that, you’re the one with the problem, not them.

 

4. You’re scared of your parent

As we mentioned earlier, no one actually enjoys having to host, and that’s especially true when the people you’re taking care of are your parents. There’s nothing more mortifying than the idea of your parents catching you have sex, but that shouldn’t stop you from sneaking in a quick one if the mood strikes.

3. You prioritize other appointments

Some couples actually pencil sex session into their calendar, but even if you’re not planning things ahead of time, it’s important to prioritize sex over certain things. Don’t let anything that isn’t super important get in the way of sex if the urge suddenly strikes. Being a few minutes late isn’t the end of the world.

2. You’re afraid of laundry

The only people that are worse than those who are scared of making the bed after sex are the ones who’ve convinced themselves that the sheets are suddenly dirty as soon as the deed is done. You’re just making life harder than it needs to be and hurting the environment in the process.

1. You’re obsessed with the temperature

No one wants to be naked in a room that’s freezing cold, and no one wants to get it on when they’re already dripping in sweat, but the last thing you want to be is obsessive about the temperature. If it’s cold, you’re alreayd going to get warmer, and if you’re hot, you’re at least going to get a chance to distract yourself for a few minutes.